Collecting my attempts to improve at tech, art, and life

2014-05-13

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Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 07:30

Brain has informed me that no work will be done without more coffee. I hate negotiating with terrorists, but must think of the greater good.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 12:14

James Mickens at Monitorama PDX 2014 talks cloud computing, NoSQL, security, Ozzy Osbourne, Bane & dude overflows.

http://vimeo.com/95066828

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 13:16

Hell with it. I’ll make some more coffee.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 13:25

I’m not too chicken to admit it. I’m in a fowl mood. You might want to duck if I start pigeon a fit.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 13:32

I get one good pun tweet out there and my brain just stops.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 14:09

I have only 1 bird pun left I can think of an tit won’t work for a public forum.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 16:32

You know what I like about a cat GIF or pony picture? It buries the debates about programming languages, methodologies, and formatting.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 18:29

Having figured out what I did wrong, I’ll eat dinner and do it right.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 18:45

“@ErikaMoen: Is a Hitachi Wand too tame for you? Meet the Orgasmatron.

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com

https://twitter.com/ErikaMoen/status/466388179613122560/photo/1

” Science!

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 19:03

The sun is shining. People are laughing. Children are riding their bikes.

I don’t even know you anymore, Seattle.

Twitter: 2014-05-13 Tue 21:41

Oh well. No good coding sleepy. End up with a mess and no rest.